You’re Only Tasty If You Can Supply A Free Pastry

Customer: “You’re really pretty. Are you sure a pretty girl like you can’t give me a discount?”

I am smiling even though I want to crawl out of my skin and tell him he’s really barking up the wrong tree as I am very happy with my girlfriend.

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, there are no discounts, and my boss wouldn’t be happy if I gave you one.”

Customer: *Smile slides off his face* “Well, I know [Owner] and [Manager].”

Me: “So do I, sir, but I still pay for my pastries. Have a nice day.”

He went and paid after that.