You’re The Only One Dying To Go There
(My siblings and I are talking about what we want to do for lunch. My sister is highly allergic to most citrus fruits, as well as many types of seafood, to the point where most allergy protection systems restaurants use aren’t enough.)
Me: “We should go to [Popular Restaurant where they cook the food in front of you]!”
Sister: “I can’t eat there.”
Me: “Why? Don’t like the food?”
Sister: “Nope. Don’t like the death.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?