You’re Not Schooling Anyone

(It’s the end of the day, and we’re having biology. Since it’s been a long day, no one is actually focused on working, so everyone is just talking to each other instead. In my boredom, I decide to imitate ‘Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time’s’ Kaepora Gaebora, an owl notorious for offering useless and obvious ‘help.’)

Me: *quoting a parody video* “Hoot, hoot! I’m Kaepora Gaebora, and I’m here to tell you things that you already know, or don’t care about!”

Classmate: “So, kinda like school?”