You’re Not Even My First Pimp Daddy Of The Night

I work at a grab-and-go pizza place. Two guys come up around midnight, obviously having a good time. The first guy points to his friend.

Guy #1: “My pimp daddy is paying for my slice.”

Me: “All right. That will be [total].”

Guy #2: *Laughing* “She didn’t even blink!“

Me: “I’ve worked here for four years, through every holiday and sport event.”

Guy #1: “Fair enough.”