You’re My Running Mate
(My boyfriend has recently started playing a popular game series which is based on a series of Polish books, which I am currently reading. I often ask him whether certain characters I read about are in the game, so he can explain their relationship to the main character better.)
Me: “Hey, babe, they’re talking about this character, [Name], and I know you talked about her too, but what is she to [Protagonist]?”
Boyfriend: “She’s his… basically she’s to him what you are to me.”
Me: “THEN WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT HIM BEING ON THE RUN FROM HER?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?