You’re My Number One

(I have always had a problem with bedwetting, and it still happens to me sometimes if I drink a lot of alcohol right before bed. I am going to my boyfriend’s sister’s house to meet his family for the first time.)

Me: “I shouldn’t drink too much there. I would die if I accidentally wet the bed.”

Boyfriend: “Well, if you did, I would take the blame. That’s how much I love you.”

Me: “Awww… ewww.”