You’re My Number One For My Number One

| OH, USA | Friendly | September 1, 2014

(My roommate and I are having a lazy day in, just watching TV. It’s rainy and cold, so we are both bundled up in our beds.)

Roommate: “I have to pee.”

(After a minute, she still hasn’t gotten up.)

Roommate: “I don’t want to get up. You go pee for me and see if it helps.”

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