You’re My Bearded Lady

| Moorpark, CA, USA | Friendly | March 25, 2015

(My best friend and I are taking a makeup production class together. We are both gay, him a boy and I a girl. We are usually mistaken for a couple.)

Friend: *walking back from the supply room* “I walked all the way there and I forgot what I had to— Oh, never mind.”

(He walks back to the supply room and returns a few minutes later.)

Me: “Did you remember what you had to get?”

Friend: “Yeah. I remembered it when I looked at you.”

Me: “What was it?”

Friend: “Beard cover.”

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