You’re Getting A Bone Tonight

(My boyfriend and I are watching videos online. To be funny I sit on one of his legs. I’m not very heavy but my butt is bigger than I’d like it to be. After 20 minutes…)

Boyfriend: “Okay. My leg’s falling asleep. You need to get off.”

Me: *instead of getting off, starts shifting my butt to his other leg*

Boyfriend: *howls in pain* “AH, OW! YOUR BONY BUTT!”

Me: *gasp*

Boyfriend: “Uh, I mean—”

Me: “THANK YOU! That’s such a sweet thing to say!”