You’re Fat ‘Cause I Tectonic Plate You

| Learning | May 16, 2013

(We have just had an earthquake. Earthquakes are quite uncommon, so it takes us a few moments to realize what happened. A couple of popular girls are running late for class.)

Popular Girl #1: “Oh my god, you are not fat! I’m so much fatter than you!”

Popular Girl #2: “No, you’re so much skinnier than me. I’m a cow!

Teacher: *runs into the hallway* “It’s an earthquake!”

Popular Girl #1: “We are not THAT fat!”

Popular Girl #2: “Rude!”

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