What The Buck?

(My brother is eight and we both love playing computer games. Our dad buys a bunch of them in a yard sale, so we are thrilled. The cover has cutesy looking animals and so we pop in one.)

Me: “Hmm, it’s a hunting game. How exciting!”

Brother: “I’ll shoot that deer!”

(To my shock, there is a lot of realistic looking gore and the cute deer explode into lots of chunks! An angry looking buck pops up, smoking a cigar, and starts swearing at us.)

Buck: “That was my girlfriend you just killed, motherf*****s! F*** you! I’m gonna get ya!”

(Then he starts shooting at us. I’m between laughs and shock, and my brother is just in shock.)

Brother: “…”

Me: “Um… I don’t think this is for kids…”

(Awkward. After that, the games mysteriously disappeared. I guess Dad found out and threw them away! Now, ten years later, we look back and we still go WTF about that strange game.)