You’re Dumb Enough Without Alcohol
(We have a daily special where everything in the bar is $4. There are huge signs everywhere advertising this. I have this conversation at least twice a week.)
Customer: “How much is a vodka lime?”
Me: “$4. Everything is $4.”
Customer: “Really? So, how much is a tequila shot?”
Me: “$4. Everything is $4.”
Customer: “Even Jäger?”
Me: “If it’s alcohol, then it’s $4.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll have a gin.” ”
*pause*
Customer: “Is that $4 too?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
