You’re An April Tool
(It is April Fools Day. A girl I know walks up to me at the park.)
Girl: “Hey, [My Name].”
Me: “Hey.”
Girl: “Wanna go on a date?”
Me: *cautiously* “Sure.”
Girl: “APRIL FOOLS!”
Me: “Oh, good. If I’d said it, that would’ve made ME look like the a**-hole.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
