Your Work Week’s A Bit Weak

Coworker: “I hate working on Tuesday… that’s sign change night.”

Me: *joking* “Maybe I should tell [manager] that you’re bad at sign changes, so you’ll never be scheduled to work those nights!”

Coworker: “…but If I had every Tuesday off, I’d never get another day off.”

Me: “Sure you would. You always get two days off.”

Coworker: “Nuh-uh. I’ve been working five days every week.”

Me: “How many days do you think there are in a week?”

Coworker: “I know there’s seven days in a regular week, but not in our work week.”

Me: “…How?”

Coworker: “It’s from Sunday to Saturday.”

Me: “Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday… that’s seven days.”

Coworker: “Oh. I guess I get two days off, then…”