Your Whipped Got Whupped

| Canada | Right | December 7, 2016

(I’m working the drive-thru at a popular coffee shop when this happens. It’s been a long day and my brain-to-mouth filter is essentially shot.)

Customer: “…and a non-fat pumpkin spice latte.”

Me: “Would you like whip on that, sir?”

Customer: “Yeah. Whip me. Everyone needs a good whipping sometimes.”

Me: *without pause* “Only if you buy me dinner first, sir.”

Customer: *crickets chirping in his car*

Me: “Your total is [total] at the window.”

(At the window, the guy was bright red and couldn’t look at me. Meanwhile, the woman in the passenger seat leaned over, still laughing, to say “I needed that laugh. and thank you. He hasn’t been this quiet since before we got married!” He never spoke a word the whole time.)

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