Your Stethoscope Must Be Bwok-bwok-bwoken
(I work as a teacher’s aide in a class of two- and three-year-old children. We’re learning about doctors and I am playing with a stethoscope with a very bright little girl.)
Me: “Ooh, I can hear your heartbeat! Do you want to hear?”
Student: “Yes!”
Me: “Okay, listen. Can you hear it?”
Student: “Yeah!”
Me: “You can? What does it sound like?”
Student: “Chicken!”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
