Your Spoilers Are Broken

| Friendly | May 18, 2017

(My husband and I had just seen ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ on opening night and were on our way home when we see a cop hiding half behind a building, obviously trying to catch speeders.)

Husband: *laughing* “I just had an amazing thought.”

Me: “What?”

Husband: “If that cop decided to pull us over, I could ruin his whole night, and he wouldn’t be able to do anything about it.”

Me: “How?”

Husband: *grinning like a villain* “I could give him spoilers!”

Me: *gasping* “No!”

Husband: *laughing evilly* “I would just drive away going ‘Han dies, B****!’ And there would be nothing he could do about it!”

(I started laughing so hard I could barely breathe!)

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