Your Sleep Is Terminated

| Romantic | February 15, 2015

(My boyfriend and I have just watched ‘The Terminator’ and ‘Terminator 2’ for the first time. We go to sleep afterwards, but in the middle of the night he starts speaking to me.)

Boyfriend: *very matter-of-factly* “But don’t you think that in a hundred or so years, Skynet would have improved their terminator models?”

Me: *realizing he’s dreaming, but not wanting to wake him up and confuse him* “Uh… I’m sure you’re right, but can we talk about this later?”

Boyfriend: “Well, yeah, but you’re the one who asked why Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t better designed and didn’t come with backup.”

Me: “No, honey, you’re still asleep.”

Boyfriend: “No, I’m not! We were talking about Skynet sending the terminators at the wrong time and screwing everything up!”

Me: “No, baby, you’re asleep.”

Boyfriend: “Oh… Okay. I’m sorry.”

(He didn’t remember it at all.)

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