Your Sibling Relationship Is Toast

(My sister got me a job at a coffee shop. She’s a supervisor, but at work I rarely see her, as I work the shift before her. I’m at home sitting in my underwear playing video games when she comes into my room.)

Sister: “The toaster is broken.”

Me: “Oh, okay. I didn’t do it.”

Sister: “It happened on your shift.”

Me: “Wait… the toaster at work?”

Sister: “Yes, what happened during your shift?”

Me: “I don’t know. It was working fine? Who cares? The owner will replace it.”

Sister: “You also left a huge mess for us last night.”

Me: “I’m sitting in my underwear in my bedroom playing video games… Does it look like I’m in my uniform right now?”

Sister: “Just clean up after yourself at work.”

Me: “I’m at home! Work doesn’t exist!”

(She got another job shortly afterwards and my relationship with my sister drastically improved.)