Unfiltered Story #27940

(I am sitting on the train on my way to work reading an ebook on my phone when a guy walks up and drops a condom, still in its package, in my lap.)

Man: “Well, since you’ve already got the condom, why don’t we go back to my place and use it?”

Me: “What the hell?”

(I’m just getting ready to give him a piece of my mind when I hear a familiar laugh. My friend is sitting a few seats away laughing like a maniac.)

Friend: “Sorry, you just looked so serious. I bet [Man] that he wouldn’t have the guts to hand you a condom, the rest was all him.”

(She introduced us to each other and a year later, we’re actually dating.)