Your Pee Disagrees
(I think I break my wrist while at work, while 34 weeks pregnant. I’m all baby bump — as in VERY noticeable. I get settled in at the urgent care office to wait. An over-the-road driver is in for drug screening.)
Driver: “Hey!”
Me: *keeps reading because why would anyone want to talk to me*
Driver: “Hey! Lady!”
Me: “Oh! Yes, sir?”
Driver: “I need you to do my test for me.”
Me: “WHAT?”
Driver: “Yeah, I won’t be clean. It’s just a pee test.”
Me: “I don’t think so.”
Driver: “Why not? It’s easy!”
Nurse: *behind him* “I’m pretty sure they’d question how you are pregnant.”
Driver: “They can test for that?”
Nurse: “Follow me, sir.”
Me: “Um. What just happened?”
Receptionist: “That’s almost normal.”
(Just a bad sprain for me in the end. I at least didn’t have a weird pee test result.)
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
