Your Pay Is Horrific
(Today is Thursday the 12th, and the company payday is tomorrow. In an attempt to make reference to the Jason Voorhees slasher films, I see one of my coworkers and go right up to him.)
Me: “Oh, hey, tomorrow is 9/11!”
Coworker: “Wait… What?”
(I stammered and explained that I was trying to say, “Tomorrow, we get paid on Friday the 13th.” How horrifying.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
