Your Pants Are On Fire, Literally
(A friend and I are hanging out. We go outside for a smoke. I am standing while he is sitting on a bench. The ember of his cigarette falls off onto his pants.)
Me: “Dude, you just ashed on yourself.”
Friend: “It happens.”
(Long pause…)
Me: “It’s still on fire.”
(Cue him leaping up and frantically brushing his legs. It burned a hole the size of a dime through his pants!)
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