Your One-Stop Shop For Addictive Substances

(An older lady comes into the store looking for the Playstation game “Croc.”)

Customer: “Hey! Y’all got Crack?”

Me: “Excuse me, ma’am?”

Customer: “Crack!”

Me: “Do you mean… Everquest?”

Customer: “NO, D*** IT, I WANT CRACK! You know, little alligator be runnin’ ’round ‘n s***.”

Me: “…do you mean Croc?”

Customer: “Crack, Croc, whatever!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, right here…” *rings up sale*

(After the lady leaves, my boss comes up to me.)

Manager: “Did that lady just try to buy crack rocks from you?!”