No Vocation For Location, Part 15

(My stepfather and I have an argument about what county our city is in.)

Step Dad: “It’s a good thing we don’t live in Lorain County.”

Me: “Lorain IS in Lorain County!”

Step Dad: “No, it isn’t.”

Me: “I can prove it to you.”

(I grab a copy of one of my mom’s old encyclopedia and go to the page showing the Ohio county maps. I point to Lorain which is clearly shown to be in Lorain County.)

Me: “See?”

Step Dad: “Well, that’s not right anymore. This book was made 20 years ago so it’s wrong!”