Your Knowledge Is The Pits

(I’ve been ill for some time, but finally I feel well enough to go for a shower. My nine-year-old daughter wanders into the bathroom a few moments later.)

Me: “It’s obvious it’s been ages since my last shower.”

Daughter: “How come?”

Me: “Because of the length if my armpit hair.”

Daughter: “It comes off in the shower?!”

Me: “You know I shave it, right?”

Daughter: “…I’m such an idiot.”