Your Intelligence Is Up In The Air
Tech Support | Working
| June 15, 2012
(Our designated smoking area is at the back of our building. Except for the wintertime, we get a lot of birds that hang around the parking lot picking up crumbs, and even more that just sit on top of the lampposts and sing every so often.)
New Hire #1: *freaks out at the sound of a rather loud birdsong*
New Hire #2: “Dude, it’s just a bird.”
New Hire #1: “Yeah, I know that, but birds aren’t natural!”
(I turn to look at him as soon as I hear that.)
Me: “Wait, ‘birds aren’t natural’?”
New Hire #1: “Yeah, they’re not natural! If God had wanted birds to fly, he would’ve given them wings or something!”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
