Your Intelligence Exists In A Bubble

(My school is in the process of switching to online evaluations of instructors, but the chemistry department is still doing written ones. This takes place while one is being administered for a lab lecture I’m in. As chemistry majors, we’ve all done this a hundred times.)

Administration Lady: “Who else needs a Scantron or and evaluation sheet? Does anybody need instructions? Any questions?”

Student: *joking* “Yeah, I’ve completely forgotten how to fill in bubbles.”

Administration Lady: “Okay. Any intelligent questions?”

Half The Class: “Ouch.”