Your Humor Is Alien To Me

| Romantic | June 7, 2014

(My new boyfriend and I are texting.)

Me: “I had a very sad dream about our city being invaded by aliens. We were separated and you kept calling to tell me who was being killed.”

Boyfriend: “If we’re invaded by aliens and you can’t find me, just look out your door for the guy piling sandbags.”

Me: “Not sure how the sandbags will help, unless your plan is to trip the aliens to death.”

Boyfriend: “Cover from ray-gun fire, silly.”

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