Your Greetings Are Getting Krisp

| Working | September 12, 2015

(I am the worker in this story. I have put in my two weeks notice and am winding down at my job. I had hurt my ankle and am on crutches so I am put on the drive-through lane, taking orders through a headset. I am bored and start to feel random so I begin greeting each car with increasingly insane greetings.)

Me: “Hello and welcome to [Store]. How can I put glaze on your dayz?”

(Later.)

Me: “Good afternoon and welcome to [Store], your one stop shop for doughnuts and a pop!”

(Later.)

Me: “Hi and welcome to [Store]. Remember there are no nuts in our doughnuts!”

(Later.)

Me: “Thank you for choosing [Store] for all your doughnut buying needs. What can I get for you?”

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