Your Goose Is Thoroughly Cooked
A customer walks up to me during a busy day just before Christmas.
Customer: “Hi. I don’t suppose you can help me?”
Me: “Sure thing. What do you need?”
Customer: “I need some cranberry sauce.”
Me: “Here it is. Anything else?”
Customer: “Yes, I also need some mint sauce.”
Me: “There you go.”
Customer: “Oh, and do you sell fat-free goose fat?”
Me: “Let me just check…”
I spent a full minute in silence examining the shelf looking for the fat-free goose fat before it finally dawned on me. I looked round and the customer was long gone.
Well played, sir. Well played.
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
