Your Friendship Is Just A Shell

(My roommate, his boyfriend, and I are playing Mario Kart. My roommate hasn’t had much experience with the game, so we’re explaining to him about the item boxes.)

Roommate’s Boyfriend: “…so then you have Koopa shells: green, red and blue. The green ones shoot forward and ricochet off walls, and the red ones track down and hit the driver in front of you.”

Roommate: “So what do the blue shells do?”

Me: “Destroy friendships.”

Roommate’s Boyfriend: “Yeah, pretty much.”