Your Friendly Neighborhood Racist

| Friendly | June 1, 2014

(My husband and I have just bought our first house. I am so excited I go over to take pictures of the house with the ‘sold’ sign in front. One of our new neighbors approaches and introduces himself.)

Neighbor: “Hi. I’m your neighbor, [Neighbor]. Welcome to the neighborhood.”

Me: “Thanks! I’m [First Name] White, so you’ll be seeing our name on the mailbox soon.”

Neighbor: “Well, I’m glad you’re Whites and you’re white!”

(I was suddenly not too excited about moving in next door to a racist!)

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