Your Family Will Always Be With You In Spirit! And In Your Luggage!

Our oldest brother has flown somewhere nice and tropical for his honeymoon. We’re not expecting to hear from him until he calls a few hours after arriving at his hotel. He asks the whole household to be present on speakerphone.

Oldest Brother: “Which one of you was it?”

Dad: “What do you mean?”

Oldest Brother: “My luggage got searched by security at the airport. They found 500 condoms and a spoon.”

We all burst out laughing.

Oldest Brother: “Which one of you did it?”

Youngest Brother: “Sorry, I put in the condoms. I thought it would be funny if you opened it up at the hotel and they all fell out. The thought of [New Wife]’s face when she saw all those and wondered what you had planned for a whole week sounded hilarious. I didn’t know you’d get stopped at the airport, though!”

Dad: “That’s what the spoon was for!”

We all stop and look at Dad.

Dad: “Ah, s***.”

Oldest Brother: “I hate you all.” *Click*

He saw the funny side of it… eventually.