Your Experiment Is (Coco)Nuts, Part 2

I work in produce. I hear some loud banging noises on the sales floor. I go look and find an elderly Asian man with a coconut in a plastic bag SMASHING IT ON THE WOODEN TABLE!

Me: “Excuse me, sir, can I help you with anything?”

Customer: “No, no, I good. Last time I buy coconut, I get home, it rotten inside. I make sure this one not rotten.”

At this point, he split it open and the coconut water spilled all over the floor, making a huge puddle. HE POUNDED IT AGAIN, and then he walked away with the broken coconut in the bag.

We had to clean up the mess he made, but he walked away satisfied with his coconut that we could’ve opened for him without a mess.

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