Your Excuse Is Poop

(I’m pretty forgetful, so as it happens, I forgot to do my German homework. My teacher will hand out extra assignments or deduct points if it happened too often, so as pupils we tend to make up excuses.)

Me: “Uhm, sorry, I don’t have it… It fell from the table, and I guess my cat decided that the litter box was too far away, so he used my sheets instead.”

Teacher: “Well, I’m glad you didn’t bring any proof, but I’ll have to write you up anyway.”

(Well… It was worth a try!)