Your Dream Office

Coworker: “Hey, [My Name], I had a dream about you last night.”

Me: “Really? What happened in it?”

Coworker: “[Head of R&D] and some other managers were having a meeting. You walked in, pointed your butt at them and farted, then walked away.”

Me: “I don’t know what’s worse: that you dreamed I did that, or that I could actually see myself doing that.”