Your Dates Are Numbered

(Our wedding reception has just concluded. The manager comes up to my husband to get the remainder of the payment for the venue as only half was paid up front.)

Husband: *to the manager as he’s writing the check out* “Hey, what’s today’s date?”

(Everyone within hearing distance turned to look at my husband and started laughing. To give him credit, we’ve now been married over 10 years and he’s never missed an anniversary.)