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, , , , , , | Working | CREDIT: Glek0v | December 29, 2021

I am on-site replacing RAM for one of the finance guys at my workplace. Today, he and I just match outfits. We both have short brown hair, we’re relatively skinny and the same build, and we’re both wearing white shirts and black pants.

He leaves to let me replace his RAM. I go under the desk to start opening up the computer.

A sales lady walks in to talk to the finance guy, not realizing he has left and she’s actually talking to me under the desk.

Sales Lady: “What are you doing, you idiot?”

I have been called WAY worse on the job, so I just go along with it. It doesn’t bother me.

Me: *A little confused* “Replacing the RAM in this computer?”

Sales Lady: “Yeah, you ram that RAM in there!”

Her tone implies a sexual joke.

Me: *Smirking* “You don’t know who you’re talking to, do you?”

The lady sits down on the chair for customers and pulls out her phone.

Sales Lady: “I know who I’m talking to, you freaking weirdo.”

I pop my head up from behind the desk with a huge smile on my face. The sales lady gasps, her face looking like she just witnessed a murder.

Sales Lady: “OH, MY GOD! I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T REALIZE… YOU AND HE ARE BOTH IN THE SAME OUTFIT! I’M SO, SO, SO SORRY!”

I just laughed my a** off. Then, it got better: the other guy walked in and looked SUPER confused. I lost it. I was on the ground, weak as h***.

Once she explained the situation that had just ensued and we all had a good laugh, I finished ramming the RAM in there and went on my way once he was booted up and good to go. It was just so perfect. It made my day.

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