Your Boobs Are Practically Volcanic Today
(My wife is nine months pregnant and is trying on new nursing bras in the bedroom. I’m sitting by the door, but in the living room.)
Wife: “Our bedroom smells like farts for some reason.”
Me: “Okaaaaay?”
Wife: “Wait, I think it’s just the plastic from my new bra.”
Me: “That… only raises more questions.”
(A few seconds later she comes out and basically pushes her chest in my face.)
Wife: “Random question: does my boob smell sulfury to you?”
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