Your Argument Veers To The Left
(A father-in-law and son-in-law team of plumbers are working on our broken drain line, and the father-in-law gets up with muck on his gloves and goes out to the truck to find a part.)
Father-In-Law: *swearing* “Why are there never any right gloves in this truck?”
Son-In-Law: “Because you’re left-handed.”
Father-In-Law: “What’s that got to do with it?”
Son-In-Law: “Every time the phone rings on your hip, you strip off your right glove and answer it. Your left hand keeps working.”
Father-In-Law: “…” *quietly* “I don’t do that. Do I?”
(No more complaints about right gloves!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.