Youngest Son Wins
Me: “What did you do at school today?”
Older Son: “I made this delicious treat using pressurized marshmallows, peanut butter chips, miniature chocolate chips, rice crispy cereal, and sprinkles!”
(We all taste the treat and agree that it’s delicious. I then turn to Youngest Son.)
Me: “What did you do at school today?”
Youngest Son: “I killed Justin Bieber!”
(Long silence. When we realize a further explanation is not forthcoming:)
Me: “Huh?”
(Turns out it was a computer game. Apparently he demolished Bieber with a pile of goo and three zombies.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
