Youngest Son Wins

Me: “What did you do at school today?”

Older Son: “I made this delicious treat using pressurized marshmallows, peanut butter chips, miniature chocolate chips, rice crispy cereal, and sprinkles!”

(We all taste the treat and agree that it’s delicious. I then turn to Youngest Son.)

Me: “What did you do at school today?”

Youngest Son: “I killed Justin Bieber!”

(Long silence. When we realize a further explanation is not forthcoming:)

Me: “Huh?”

(Turns out it was a computer game. Apparently he demolished Bieber with a pile of goo and three zombies.)