Young Fertile Minds
Grocery Store | Related
| February 7, 2014
(I am very young. I see a pregnant friend of my mother’s.)
Me: “Mommy, how did the baby get in her tummy?”
Mom: “Well, remember how we were planting flower bulbs the other day?”
Me: “Yeah?”
Mom: “And we had to dig a hole, then pat the dirt over the bulb, water it, and fertilize it?”
Me: “Oh! Yeah!?”
(Fast-forward a few days: I am sitting in the shopping cart at a supermarket while my mother shops for groceries. I soon see a VERY pregnant woman.)
Me: *while pointing* “Mom! Look! SHE GOT FERTILIZED!”
Mom: *turns red, and quickly takes me to another aisle*
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