You’ll Have The Devil To Pay

| USA | Working | November 18, 2013

(I decide to stop at a convenience store for some snacks.)

Cashier: “So, how has your day been?”

Me: “It’s been alright. I just worked a six-hour shift and I’m about to head back. I just got these snacks for my break. I have another seven-hour shift ahead of me! I’m just so glad these [sports drinks] are on sale!”

Cashier: “Ugh, good luck! Okay, your total will be… $6.66. Do you want to buy something else so that’s not your total?”

Me: “No, thanks. I don’t really mind, and I only have $7 anyway.”

Cashier: “Please buy a pack of gum or something!”

Me: “I really don’t have enough money for that.”

Cashier: “Then I’ll remove one of these drinks from your purchases! It will be fine!”

Me: “But I need those for myself, my coworker, and my boss! They’ll be pissed if I don’t bring them! Just ring me up for $6.66! I really don’t care!”

Cashier: *takes my $7* “OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME…”

(She shouts the whole prayer incredibly dramatically while counting out my change.)

Me: *takes change silently*

Cashier: “DON’T RETURN, DEVIL CHILD!”

Me: “No problem, lady!”

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