You’ll Get Sick Of That Song Soon

(My friend is working the welcome table at church. My 13-year-old son is sitting nearby. A woman walks in.)

Friend: “Hi, welcome to [Church]. Is this your first time?”

Woman: “Yes, it is.”

Friend: “Well, welcome, then. Let me show you where we meet.”

Son: *in full-on opera voice* “Eeeeee Boooooh Laaaaa. Eeeeee Boooooh Laaaaa!”

Woman: “Uh…”

Friend: “Oh, um… they must have talked about Ebola in Sunday School this morning.”

Woman: “Wow, he has a really good singing voice.”

Friend: “Umm… yes, he does. And quite loud. Here is where we meet for worship.”

Son: “Eeeee Booooh Laaaaaaa!”