You’ll Be The “Butt” Of The Nurses’ Jokes

(My roommates are very sexually active and have been really experimental lately.)

Me: *relaxing on the couch with an audiobook*

Roommate #1: *in a slutty teacher outfit* “Uh, [My Name]?”

Me: “Yeah?”

Roommate #1: “Would you mind driving us to the hospital?”

Me: *sigh* “Guys, I love you to pieces, but you really need to be more careful.”

Roommate #2: “Can we come up with a cover story first?”

Me: “I work at the hospital; trust me when I say that something getting stuck in a person’s rectum is more common than you think. The staff doesn’t really care.”

(Moral of the story? Don’t be afraid to experiment and spice up your love life, but be careful and stay safe.)