You’d Need Nine Mouths
(A customer walking by pauses at the holiday clearance display, where I am standing.)
Customer: “Is this a musical instrument?”
Me: “No, that’s a menorah.”
Customer: “A what?”
Me: “A menorah. The candleholder used in the celebration of Hanukkah.”
Customer: “Do you know how to play it?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
