You Won’t Be-Leaf It
(I am on the bus. There was a rather severe windstorm the previous night.)
Passenger: “Why are we stopping in the middle of the road?”
Driver: “There’s a fallen tree in the road.”
(The passenger talks to his companions for a few seconds.)
Passenger: “Can you let us off?”
Driver: “Why?”
Passenger: “We’re going to move the tree.”
(The passenger is a rather skinny looking guy.)
Driver: “…Sure.”
(The passenger and his friends get off the bus, then proceed to drag the fallen tree out of the road.)
Driver: “Well, I’ll be…”
(Thanks to the passengers who cleared it, and to the bus driver who let them off to do it—since it’s against policy to let them off at any place but a proper bus stop.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?