You Toy With Me I’ll Toy With You
Grocery Store | Right
| December 10, 2016
(I answer the phone. The caller is male; I am female.)
Me: “[Grocery], how may I help you?”
Caller: “Your hold music is awesome.”
Me: “Thanks… What can I help you with today?”
Caller: “Do you sell…” *giggles* “…sex toys?”
Me: “No, we do not.”
Caller: *still giggling* “Oh, well, my girlf—” *I disconnect the call*
(Later, when I’m relaying the story to a coworker…)
Me: “I should have said ‘no, you’ll have to find another way to go f*** yourself.'”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.