You Tapped Them Out

For reasons, I am wearing a fancy jacket, shirt, and tie today. I’m grabbing something in a department store when a woman nearby starts tapping her credit card on the counter loudly. 

I continue browsing at the counter and find the item I need behind the glass. Meanwhile, the tapping from the woman intensifies in both rhythm and intensity.

Customer: “Young Man! I need service here!”

Me: “So do l, babe! If you see someone who works here, will you send them my way?”

That shut THAT down nice and quick! When an employee did turn up at the counter, that customer was still so shell-shocked that I was able to be served first without argument!